My computer is lame.

I just had to state that for the bazillionth time.

I'm totally going to bed now.

I'll finish reading for Gov later.

I like gum.

My classes stink.

I'm busy like a bee.

Except I'm not right now because I should be in bed.

I should have been in bed four hours ago.

But is that Rachel-like?

No.

I'm going to die tomorrow.

The Howdy Dance is lame.

Church = good.

I need to go on a diet.

Goodbye.