Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when
she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were
fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful that she offered the kids
whatever they wanted.
The first kid requested, "I want to go to Disneyland." Hillary said, "No
problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's!" Hillary
exclaimed,"I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid announced, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!".
Hillary is a little perplexed by this and responded, "But you don't look
like you're handicapped."
The kid replied, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from
drowning.