Things you'll NEVER hear Rachel seriously say:

1. I hate video games.

2. I love people!

3. Dude, check out this magazine with all these monster trucks!

4. I love squash. Squash-y squash squash.

5. Oh my gawd, I like totally LOVE that outfit!

6. Stop making fun of Canada!

7. Man, do I look pretty today or what?!

8. I hate food.

9. Gotta love those mosquitoes, eh?

10. I LOVE READING!