Things you WILL hear Rachel say:

1. I wuvs my bunny!

2. Perfect Dark and Super Smash Brothers rock like a mother.

3. Shut up, fatty.

4. I need sleep... Oooooo shiny!

5. Skittles... Skittles... Skittles... Skittles...

6. I hate school.

7. I want to go home and play video games... NOW.

8. But they're ANIMATED CHARACTERS... Wow, I don't know you.

9. Shut up, monkey, I'm on my freakin' period.

10. AH! You HOSER!